January 2011
Your period
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw everybodys face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
Your boobs hurt
The positives
You’re not pregnant
That awkward moment when you are trying some clothes on before you buy it and then your best friend is like:
OH! Look at your boobs!
And then you are like:
That awkward moment when the teacher is playing with his new cell phone and try to take a picture of you during a test and you feel like:
But then you are like
Me: MOM, MY LIFE HAS NO MEANING! I JUST FAILED AN EXAM! WHAT’S GONNA HAPEPEN NOOOOOW?!
and my mom is like “that’s okay, you’ll pass anyway”
and my dad is like
O meu estudo deste fim-de-semana?
Test on friday and i’m like
ITS OKAY THO I HAVE MY UNICORN!
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